the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive

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internetexplorers:

constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble

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sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

+ 78354

"I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me."

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